High noon. Dodge City. 1877

Two Industrial Hygienists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their six-guns.

Hands hover just over their weapons in anticipation, eyes glaring. In the distance, the town clock ticks close to the appointed time.

One snarls: "Don't move or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% elements below their detection levels!"

The other one says: "You just hold on there, cowboy. Are those values laboratory certified?"

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Submitted by Ralph White

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