CareerBuilder recently surveyed more than 2,600 hiring managers to find out what the weirdest complaint they ever heard a hiring manager utter about an employee. I don’t know who came up with the idea or why, but the results are hilarious. Here were my personal favorites:

1. Employee has big hair
2. Employee eats all the good cookies
3. Employee is so polite, it’s infuriating
4. Employee suspected co-worker was a pimp
5. Employee is trying to poison me
6. Employee’s body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card
7. Employee is personally responsible for a federally-mandated tax increase
8. Employee’s aura is wrong
9. Employee smells like road ramps
10. Employee breathes too loudly
11. Employee wants to check co-worker for ticks
12. Employee has bells on her shoes and it’s not the holidays
13. Co-worker reminded employee too much of Bambi
14. Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats

Source: www.careerbuilder.com

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